CINDERELLA aint no joke.....?

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't

let

>her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother

appears,

>and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to

the

>ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

>Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

>"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn

into

>a pumpkin."

>

>Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and

goes,

>and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows

up,

>looking love struck and very satisfied.

>"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm

was

>supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince,

Fairy

>Godmother.

>He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no

>prince with that kind of

>power!

>Tell me his name!"

>Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,

>Peter, Peter, the something eater."