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The women are in control!!!!?

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Say, EXACTLY WHY do we call him saint peter again? You answer me girl!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's great!!! I've gotta spread that one around.

  • nice one

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg!!! i hate it that u had to use god for this,but that was funny

    Source(s): yes i sound pathetic,i am bored
  • me
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He actually listened?

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats cute

  • 1 decade ago

    nah

  • 1 decade ago

    Great funny joke. Thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! that's too funny! thanks!

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