If zombies are evil monsters, why do so many worship one?

You, and everyone else will have to give account for every idle word you ever said. You need to be careful.

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That is wrong in so many ways I'm not sure where to begin!

Zombies are drugged people kept as slaves after tricking society int burying them.

Jesus was Resurrected, not reanimated or resucitated. He can do cool stuff like walking through walls now.

Lazarus was returned to his life. He was NOT a 'flesh eater' Hollywood zombie.

Talking about hypocritical!!!!!!!

Well for one thing. The religion. I believe in vampires and such because there is a difference between the souls being reincarnated and the body being brought back. Another thing. Christians tend to over dramatize everything, remember, the Egyptian religion also had Gods die and then come back to life. People who are Christian tend to believe that they are the only ones who have ever had anything that was unique to their religion when, in fact, a lot of what their religion holds is true from other religions that came before it.

Oh! Okay, now the whole communion thing makes sense!

Seriously, why don't you do something more productive and maybe write a book or screenplay because Hollywood needs the fresh material.

Hurry before "Murder She Wrote" the movie comes out!

Jesus wasn't reanimated, he was resurrected. There's a huge difference there. I think you've been watching too much late night television!