I am thinking of running away and joining the circus, any tips?

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To join the circus, you must understand people are there to see a show, so they want something freakish, to be truly successful in your unusual career choice you will need to do something that will make you unusually funny or freakish, hence the term 'freak-show'. Personally, you're much better off running away and coming to New Zealand. People are very friendly here and it will help you see the world from a more 'Global' Perspective

Yes, you and Micquie should join the circus as "The Incredible Intertwined Leg Thingie"!

Are you incredibly fat? Have 2 heads? Are you a woman with an impressive presence of facial hair? If not then you need to invest in lots of sequins and practice balancing on either:

a. 2 horses galloping at the same speed

b. a tight rope

c. a unicycle on a tight rope

Good Luck!!!

seeing that you have pure beauty, I can see you in a special place in the circus...

OH I can see you now

yes I can actually picture this i my mind

your all dressed up in those real tight pants suits with shinny sequences all over you ( maybe bright red or blue) and your way up there on the high wire with another girl and a guy, all wearing the same type of clothing..

and or doing the same dress and using the high swinging thingy...

good luck with it all

let us know when and were we can all come and see you perform......

smile

good luck

ok first thing off to join the circus it helps if you are a freak, which you most certainly are not... and secondly the circus doesnt deserve you

What do you want to be? A clown? The person who sells popcorn? Do you like working long hours and traveling away from your family?

Yes, hire a certain costume maker in New Orleans to bedeck you with sequins and fringe.

Stay away from shady looking clowns that keep their hands in their pockets while they talk to you. Tip: They aren't digging for change.

Enjoy those lively folks. Sounds like fun.

Develop a love of funnel cake and turkey legs so you will fit in.