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The definition of Life.?

Here is my definition of life:

Life is a sexually transmitted disease that affects some worse than others.

So considering we are all just a bunch of talking STDs, what can you expect?

Do you agree with my definition of life or have any other definitions of life?

(Not the meaning of life and don’t post if you don’t know what a joke is)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Life is super natural element in any body - that makes the body active..if not it is called DEAD ..applicable to human being, animals, birds, water world, insects -

  • 1 decade ago

    Ecologically, if you look at how humans are contaminating the environment, you could say that we are a disease on the planet. As for my own definition, I have none. I didn't choose to live, nor can I predict what will happen in it or come afterwards. How could I define it?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pretty accurate :)

    I think a lot of holier-than-thou people often forget that the reason they exist at all is because mommy and daddy got hot and sweaty between the sheets one night. The thought of dad on top of mom, all red-faced and panting, moaning, "oh, god!" blows their minds. They have a hard time dealing with that image because of the sexual repression taught by religion. But as you mention, that's how we all got here -- SEX :)

    Yippee!

  • 1 decade ago

    Life is a gift from God and one must fulfill the rights of being alive on the planet. The rules and regulations are written in Quran. Read it follow it and get successful here and then hereafter

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Life is :

    Something everyone owns.

    Something that no one else should take without due cause.

    Something that no one really wants to lose.

    Something that can can be good or bad, depending upon your circumstances.

    And, lastly, it is something that the majority of us on Yahoo Q&A need to get!

    Source(s): PS: Yes, I like jokes!
  • 1 decade ago

    Awarness!

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess if you're a walking STD, then if you get herpes or gonnorhea, you're DOUBLY screwed, pardon the pun. Hah.

  • 1 decade ago

    It is an incurable, terminal disease.

  • Hahahahaha.... Nice joke. Keep it up!

  • 1 decade ago

    the space of time between birth and death with many breaths and heart beats in between

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