Items with "Beer" in the name?

Since it's going in a care package Bratwurst is out. How about pretzels.

I served in George SR.'s little adventure in Iraq. He'll appreciate anything you send him. Load the box up with junk food, cigarettes and cigars. Even if he doesn't smoke. They're great stuff to trade with.

I'd see about getting some of the "rope" decoration lights. I've seen these in several types of beer types, including Guinness. I'm sure this will sound weird, but I have also seen Guinness boxers that come in a beer can. Some playing cards maybe, t-shirt.

I'd check out a Spencers

Beer Can Chicken.... you open a beer, set it inside a whole chicken and then cook the chicken (the chicken should be stood upright in oven). The beer evaporates and penetrates the chicken while cooking for the moistest, best smelling chicken ever. I am not sure how you can ship a cooked chicken to Iraq though.

Beer Goggles! (Just take normal goggles, and glue a picture of an attractive woman on the inside)

how about rootbeer? (if you can't send him alcohol or dump out the rootbeer and smuggle in beer in the rootbeer bottles...hmm now you got a plan lol) or poker chips from his favorite brand of beer.

Beer nuts

beer batterred fish

root beer

a bottle opener with his brand on it.

a shirt with his brand

Root Beer

or

You could get him some paraphernalia from his favorite beer! They may frown on it but he won't get in that much trouble for having it in personal belongings

a bottle of used beer, urine.

Beer Bong!

Pretzels...........