Is Jesus standing by me when I make love to my wife?

Yes.

And just like your wife, he's trying hard not to laugh.

As if! Jesus died a very long time ago. He was just a man - sure, he's probably reincarnated a few lifetimes since then, and for all you know, you could be the body that his soul inhabits in its most recent incarnation. At the end of the day, Jesus couldn't care less what you do because He was just a mortal man who lived in one incarnation over 2000 years ago. Do you think that Alexander the Great is aware of what is going on in Persia in this day and age? It's no different.

Making love to your wife is very natural and nothing to be ashamed of. The Lord's prescence is everywhere and knows all. The Spirit of Jesus lives in the hearts of those who let Him.

Jesus is omnipresent. That means He's everywhere. All the time. So yes, he's there when you make love to your wife. And you have no reason to be creeped out by it.

If you were Jesus and could move around as a spirit would you stick around and watch your brother and sister have sex? Of course not! Most people should first seek common sense before they ask questions!!!!!!!

Jesus is everywhere, so yes. And He is pleased that you are having sex within the context of marriage, just the way He designed it. hard to believe, but God is please when husbands and wives are having sex. In fact, 1 Corinthians 7 says that it should be a continuous act throughout the marriage!

Um, probably not in the way you're thinking.

Christians believe that God is everywhere at once - and since Jesus is God then he too is everywhere. Which means yes, he is there during that time.

But I doubt they would say he is leering. It's not like he hasn't seen it before.

YA BETCHA!

MAN I'M PACKIN A PUNCH!

BANG! POW! BOING!

I'VE THE POWER OF THE FATHER THE SON AND HG

MY WIFES LIKE SAYING WEEEW! THANK U TRINITY!!

don't call a doctor don't call lawyer I do'nt need it

I don't want it!!

rub it kneed it flip it doooooowwwn Uh Oh, I need a bodybag!

jesus is everywhere. even when you dont want him there he is there. but dont worry just make SWEET love to your wife and you will be ok!!! :)

If Jesus is not standing there then it leaves no one but the devil and his co-host.