I'm 50 and I'm going to a 'rock concert'. What should I take?

A BIG SMILE :-)) and OZZY OSBOURNE!! who are you seeing? enjoy!

you're not allowed to bring liquids into most concerts nowadays because they could have alcohol in them. You'll find they sell liquid there. You might discovere a new fangled drink called Smirnoff Ice - it can replace your old port and lemon quite nicely I would have thought. You might want to hang onto your old Barbour or cord coat though as you might want to sit on it if your hips give out. Stay away from the mosh pit.

Nowadays security do not usually allow bottled water in (as it can be used a missile, I think). Last stadium concert I went to everyone had theirs confiscated by security staff.

A pair of binoculars might be useful.

Don't forget a nice tartan blanket to cover your knees and some Viagra in case you get lucky.

depends...get it, lol

you so old you need depends for the long bathroom lines.....lol j/k

just dont throw them on the stage like the women do their bras or panties. who you goin to see? the rollin stones.they are about your generation right? they are about 80 now arent they? i thought they said a rollin stone gathers no moss? they are pretty mossy to me...lol j/k again. no im not.

im thirty so i cant talk too loud..lol

Cheese and pickle sarnies and a hard boiled egg..some plasters (just in case) a cushion and some ear plugs in case it gets too loud....have fun.....lol!

Maybe a doughnut ring to sit on....and dont forget your hearing aid LOL

You should also wear incontinence knickers in case the excitement is too much.

a wheel chair

A date and some cash.

A large VHS camcorder, so you can show it to the rest of us.