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doctors advice...star if funny....xx?

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for an al se x, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice ana l se x, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from ana l s ex?"

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

*(sorry if any lawyers reading)*

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  • ditdit
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    what type of birth control?

    Pepto Bismol

    white rice

    Cops are conceived when their parents are playing "cops and rubbers"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant

  • 5 years ago

    Doctor Doctor the invisible man's outside That's all right tell him I can't see him. Doctor Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains Pull yourself together then.

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very crude joke. But good nevertheless! If lawyers come that way, what about policemen?

  • 1 decade ago

    Plonk ! Sorry, I've just laughed my tail off.

    Very good.

    Nessie xxxxx

  • puma
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    yeh lmao well worth a star that one

  • 1 decade ago

    girl i'v got u 2 cheer me up i cant stop laughin.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats brilliant

  • 1 decade ago

    F U N N Y

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