what exactly are the chances that a penguin will hit me in the shin with a box of tiddly-winks?

Well, considering that I had a penguin light a fire cracker in my toaster, I'd say the odds are pretty good that a penguin will hit you in the shin with a box of tiddly-winks.

It's more likely now than any time in history for a penguin to hit you in the shin with a box of tiddly-winks, ever since "Happy Feet" came out, people think it's cute to own penguins... and give them boxes of tiddly-winks (a game where players try to snap small disks into a cup by pressing them on the edge with a larger disk).

Chances are very slim, I would say 25/100. A penguin would be more likely to hit you in the eye with a box of tiddly-winks. Believe it or not put they have a good aim.

The chances of a penguin hitting you on the shin with a wink, rather than box is 1/1000. The,'re flippers are much to clumsy to use the squidger.

a. this is the second question of your's i've ever had the pleasure of answering

b. yes, i do know what a tiddly-wink is... it's a colored stick right?

c. you've been watching too much of that movie with the penguin voiced by Robin Williams...

Are we talking odds here? Because I am not a gambler. However if I was to give my most humble opinion, nigh onto never...and yes I do know what tiddly winks are.

Got to be a million to one chance........ but they come up 9 times out of ten...lol