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Anonymous asked in News & EventsCurrent Events · 1 decade ago

I got arrested today.....?

I went to the petrol station and as I was filling up,I spilt some fuel on my arm.After I'd paid,I drove off and lit a ciggerette and my arm caught fire.I waved it out the window to try to put the flames out.The next thing I know,the cops pulled me over and arrested me......For being in possesion of a firearm!!!!

Sorry folks...Its just I'm fed up.Ive been waiting 45 mins for my beef chow mein to arrive.I shouldnt take it out on you though.

Update:

I am laughing so much at some of the answers,I cant eat my meal.Thanks for making my night.lol..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You were lucky. If you has split petrol on your bum you would have been arrested for arson. Sorry folks I have been on here far to long

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    It's seriously aint even funny no more. I got love for X and I love his music BUT, it's time for him to do some real time. He HAS to get atleast a year to set him straight. This probation ish obviously isnt working. I got a year in juvie for skipping skool too much and this ***** (along with his rap sheet) is still out and about after bail??

  • LEIGH B
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Lmao welshcake , at first I thought you were serious till I got to the bit where your arm caught fire & you were arrested for having a firearm , I'm still laughing as I try to type this.

    good sense of humour , hope you chow mein arrives soon enjoy it

    i'm going to give you star just for making me laugh.

  • M'SMA
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Oh Welshcake! - ya wee dancer! That REALLY cheered me up. Got a bit of bad news tonight and I've been feeling really down. Thank you for making me giggle! Star!!!

    EDIT: Just read through some of the other replies and am REALLY PML! I can't get over the fact that some numpties think this is TRUE! LOL!! Some peeps are just so naive!

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  • Basra
    1 decade ago

    The police are always there when you don't want them.

    I drove into a tree once and got arrested by special branch.

    Still, no arm done.

  • st.abbs
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That's the long arm of the Law for you.enjoy your chow mein

  • Bob J
    1 decade ago

    Have a star for a post that wasn't about that case or that middle east country or that event 6 years ago.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't know whether thats funnier than the fact most of these people seem to think it's a real story!

  • aphrodite
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lets hope next time you order a takeaway it takes longer than 45 minutes and then you might come up with another hilarious statement like this one and thanks for making me laugh. have a good night sweetie pie xxxx

  • Lily J
    1 decade ago

    Do you know what? Some of your answerers think this is true!!!! That's funner than the punch line.

  • Sustagurl2
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Okay, did you get arrested for having a firearm?

    Ha, ha! I am very familiar with this joke!

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