OK, "THE question"...?

Grim Jack, and all I would see would be that smile, and then it would go dark and be all over.....

Be careful....I, like Printninja.... also prowl the dark alleys........

If I am in a Dark Alley, It is because I am Running from Someone, Or some thing! So I Would like to Run across Semperfi Or Kidd to help me, and Protect Me..... I Have no doubt they would rescue me! (smile)

Oh, there are any number of lovely Vile Temptresses I'd love to run across in a dark alley, yourself included. For obvious reasons. Do I really have to pick just one?

If I'm in a dark alley in Texas, I can tell you who ;-)

Woo hoo! She finally GOT there!

It's a toughie, but I'd like to tackle Zero Cool in a dark alley and show her just how amazing and beautiful she is but since I'll meet her (yee haw, we'll get pictures!) next week anyway I'd do it just 'cause she's HOT. Of course, I wouldn't be opposed to, say, Tash or 'Zilla or GTW or Gaila showing up. Eagle Woman would be a dream. And they don't get much more beautiful than Beezlebub Tigger or Kerilyn or Ramjet. Oh, crikey. I love the chicks. Emily L., Agnostic Mom and Chicky (my one true...) go without saying. Who DOESN'T want to get them alone in a dark alley?

For a dude? Oh, all the Manly Men are hawt but... Pull My Finger has SUCH an amazing, er, digit, and Flyindustman is as suave as they come. What we'd do in that alley must remain a secret, however, because it is far too naughty for the younger crowd here. Oh, oh, and The Nolte - I'd like to attack him in a dark alley where he's trying to get his harem together and whip him for treason. And oh, it sounds cliched by now!, but Jack. I love that boy. I'd like to run across him in a dark, deserted alley and give him the lip treatment until he's just a melting, twitching puddle on the gravel in front of us with lipstick-marks covering his face. Yup. That sounds yummy. Serafim and Sips With A Fist because we'd make enough lovelight to turn that alleyway incandescent. Furiousblue so we could entertain and make money - that boy is funny and I look dang good naked. What could be a better pairing? Print Ninja and B.Krak are two of my oldest buddies here and we could sit back, smoke a doobie, and eat my cookies. NH Baritone, so we could talk about how much we're not attracted to one another until he can take it no more and ravages my body, ultimately screaming aloud that he wants me, he wants me, that he's wanted me since first I came on here! I'd like to hatch the ultimate evil atheist plot with the Squirrel after I sample his nuts. And Depressed, because I love 'em young and virginal. ;-)

You'd be REAL nice to meet an alley for so very many reasons, Ms. Rage.

Oh, and for the record, I'd like to meet Rachel in a real dark alley and give her my Yahoo Answers tote bag and let her do what she must with me.

Woo hoo!

And, and you! And you! And YOU! *Tosses cookies ravenously*

"Janet... you sl*t!"

Oh, any guy with a cat avatar, because I'm really an alley cat at heart.

I hope for your sakes that you do not run into me in a dark alley, especially when I am in a bad mood. I tend to attack first, ask questions later. And when I start moving, that's it. It's over. There is no escape......

The only dark alley's I know have signs that say "Free Food"

No one ever comes back though.....sigh.......

That one Christian guy who answers every Q with some sarcastic smart aleck remark. I forgot his name but he has a picture of a dork with big ears.

As I frequent dark alleys, like it or not, you'll probably ALL run into me.

Fireball.