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Dumb things to do in an elevator?
DUMB THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
* Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
* Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
* Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
* Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.
* Ask, "Did you feel that?"
* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
* When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."
* Swat at flies that don't exist.
* Tell people that you can see their aura.
* Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
Got enough air in there?"
* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
* Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."
* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
16 Answers
- FlamingokittyLv 61 decade ago
i posted sum jokes like this awhile ago..still flippin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! i actually did the last one and the...hold the doors open one..and the dropping the pen one..a few others. lol. awesome!! another one...when a person gets off the elevator as they walk by you whisper "i love you' loud enough for them to hear then close the doors quick..it's hilarious to do!!! hah! cheers!
- Anonymous5 years ago
hhahhahaha...my relatives in the next door are wondering why i fell from the chair and crying and tearing in the same time.. thx for the laugh... thats the best one *Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"*
- 1 decade ago
wow just when I think my day couldnt get any worse I read that. Now I know that standing in an elevator can be so intertaining. I will give you a star for that. thanks I feel a little better.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
this would have to be the funniest thing i've ever heard! they're hilarious! i loved all of them! i hope i get to ride in an elevator soon! :) they all made me laugh hysterically! thank you!! ♥
- 1 decade ago
i dont wanna admit it but....ive done all of those... :S "smile in an evil way* another one... going up tirl ur hands pretending ur jump roping but always do jump but never get around fast enough...do this standin gnext to some1 and smak them LMAO!
- NathanielLv 51 decade ago
I use to have a friend who thought like you, she was always funny - I like the puppet idea, that was funny.
