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my grandma insits on sleeping in a box in our backyard....?

what should i tell her??

should i let her sleep in the backyard?? it gets mightly cold in the winter, im worried.

what if a wolf ate her??

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    why would you let her???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Put a saucer of warm milk on the floor in the kitchen and lure her into the house. Get her box in a secure corner and have lots of blankets in it. She will be safe and happy there.

  • 1 decade ago

    WTF??????????? I can only assume that you are joking.

    If you are indeed serious then this woman needs mental help, and fast. And you, "a wolf"???? Would you seriously allow your grandmother to sleep in a box in the backyard where a wolf could get to her???? What kind of granddaughter are you?????

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    aww ppoooorr ppooor grandma... that was my problem 2.. .well not a box in the backyard... she wanted to sleep in the fire place. this is what I said... if you dont sleep in the bed i gave you to sleep in i would be insulted so you dont want to insult me dear... right?

    Source(s): expert haha
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you obviously need to buy plenty of herbal medicines, so she can properly feed the lords of the boxes and make sure she has plenty of lean pockets to eat and some yellow orange juice to feed to her pet chipmunk

    OOH dont forget the stool softener!

    Source(s): =D
  • 1 decade ago

    Yoiu could pretend to be Little Red Riding Hood then couldnt you!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahah ewww just make sure you paint the box like a cute color so she doesnt look like a freak. make sure you give her lots a food and water adn enever ever never ever let her in the house....

    Source(s): dadsadsadsa
  • 1 decade ago

    put the box inside the house on a bed then she should sleep on a bed inside

    Source(s): me
  • 1 decade ago

    let her and in the middle of the night drag her in shes old she wont notice then in the eraly morning drag her back outside and she will think she's been there all along

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A wolf? uhm where do u live lol...she needs help shes getting old...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brooke-

    Just give her some blankies. & leave the door open so she can come in if the wolves come.

    Ella

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