Most pretentious Starbucks order you can think of?

I need your help, Answers. I am writing a little parody of something (an episode of Death Note, to be exact), and there is a character in there whom I want to look like a spoiled little brat. And for that, I want her to order the longest, most complex order for a Starbucks latte EVER. The problem is, I'm not good at that sort of thing, because I've never actually ordered anything like that for myself, and I am unfamiliar with the proper terms. So what I want you to do is to post the longest, most ridiculous latte order you have ever encountered, either in real life or in your own imagination. I will even credit you in the parody itself if you wish.

Thanks a bunch, and have fun!