How long is this Rapture journey?

Don't make me turn this rapture around young man!

"In the twinkling of an eye" (1 Cor. 15:52). And I'd love to have you along, but I don't think you have to worry about wind burn no matter how fast it is.

In the posttrib view of the rapture that journey continues back to the earth. We immediately return to earth with Jesus.

Rev. 14:1, "And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand. . . ."

In scripture the Church is spiritual Israel, and some hold these 144,000 of the 12 tribes of Israel as representative of the Church.

The reason for the rapture is to remove the believers out of the way before Christ destroys the wicked of the earth. Sorry man. Best wishes.

Well... the hole in space where nothing, not even dark matter, has been found is quite near. Some people are suggesting that this new astronomical find is Heaven. I predict that at a speed 10 times greater than the speed of light it should take approximately 72.67 years to reach our final destination. Your Ipod will last about three days on a full charge with only a couple hours use per day. I'll be sure to keep you company though.

If movies are any indication, it shouldn't last long. Most journeys are told with a montage. Or at least a few key scenes with large gaps of time just skipped over. The rapture is just a fictional movie, right?

Oh I hope it doesnt last too long...

my legs go all numb on me...

And iPod usually last 8-12 hours depending on which version and how often you have used its lithium battery.

Good question...should I bring all of my iPods?

Should I bring my entire library (reaching the 700 books mark)

Is there a baggage limit?

Cause I'd like to bring my entire closet too :D

I always over pack for trips and journeys.

In the worst case scenario, they hold your luggage until it's determined whether you're ascending to Heaven or taking a one-way trip to Hades. That, and no mid-flight snack. In the best case scenario, they chopper in Jesus to land the plane while taking instruction from Lloyd Bridges.

Not yet.

It is instantanteous.

Matthew 24:27 (New International Version)

27For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Maybe you'll just get beamed up like in Star Trek

I think some of may be reverse raptured. (Shot straight to hell) I have been assured that is a short trip.

It is said to be "in the blink of an eye". No wind burn for you, baby.