The Queen's Corgis?

princess diana used to get 'flushed out' once a week so she never had to poopy. i would assume thats what the queen does too. no poopy means less farty

if the queen did break wind i bet no one would dare blame her, she is seen as above such commonness :) bet she does and blames the corgis or the poor butler would get the blame, but at the end of the day she is just human and it is a natural thing but people will ignore it

In my experience posh people just let them go and pretend nothing has happened. Leaving immature 'commoners' like me trying not to giggle.

she's the queen - she does not break wind.

Joke - The queen is at a posh state banquet - she suddenly farts loudly! so she turns to the butler stationed behind her and says accusingly "Stop that, James!" to which he replies "Certainly madam, which way did it go?"

LOL

l heard they all blame it on the corgi's

i bet shes had surgery, and know has a little vent built into here, were the gas can come out as soon as it is formed!

lol she probably doesnt eat...