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Agent319.007
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Agent319.007 asked in PetsDogs · 1 decade ago

How do you shave a matted 200 lb gorilla?

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  • Kip's Mom
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Take it to the gorilla groomer, of course!

  • ilovecats
    1 decade ago

    best bet is take them to a vet have them put under a mild anestesia then let your vet do the shaving im really hoping that you dont have an actual gorrilla and that its really a newfoundland of a great pyranese or some other large breed long haired dog lol if you must do the shaving at home for some reason get a set of professional dog clippers with attachments put your dog on a strong leash and if needed a muzzle then have fun cause its gonna take a while lol

  • Me
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I like the gorilla groomer answer.

  • Mav
    1 decade ago

    Knock him out with drugs, or spray him down with Nair Hair Remover, or you could play rap to him and let him pull his own hair out. =)

    Mav

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bread him.

  • •Poppy•
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Wax it.

  • ~*Due 4/12/09*~
    1 decade ago

    VERY VERY very carefully

  • Lil'Bits Mom
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    there are professionals for that and you.

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