How In The World Does This Guy Think He Is Qualified To Lead? ?

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First, He went to Stanford
What an Elitist School!
He probably thinks he is smarter than me.

What’s more, he always wears a Red Shirt.
That means that he is either a Communist or a Socialist.

And he doesn’t even wear a flag pin on his lapel when he plays golf.

And most important Tiger Woods is not even a Christian.
Tiger Woods is a Buddhist.
YES! Check it out at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods
 
How does he think that he is qualified to lead any tournament let alone be the world's best golfer?
Everybody knows that he just wins the because of Affirmative Action.

Like when he was a rookie he was far too inexperienced to be the 1997 tour leader or the 1997 Golfer of the Year.
There were older golfers, like my 72 year old Grandfather.
My Grandfather should have won because he was in prison for 5 ½ years in the late 60’s.

 (That was before Grandpa left Grandma for that rich lady)

I don’t care what the Liberal Media says.
Tiger Woods can’t Drive or Putt .
Don’t try to confuse me with numbers and facts.
I know what I believe!

And lastly “Tiger” is such a weird name.
You can’t trust anybody with a weird name.
People like me would NEVER pick him.
He is just too inexperienced and elitist.

Making Them Listen · Accepted Answer

Awesome!!

So on point...too bad the McCrazy's cant think intellectually enough to combat it.

Sass · Answer

This is too good!
The post by Cainite08 is great!
"... and a moron too"

It shows how "Brack The Vote", and "Not You 31" are completely correct in their assessment of members of the Republican Right not being clever enough to even realize that this is a sarcastic parody.

Canite08 describes himself as:
"Conservative Christian who loves history, engineering, the Scriptures, theology, and politics.
I strongly support John McCain, the war hero, for our 44th President of the United States."

(This is just so cool.)
Like other McCain supporters he doesn't get it.

Anonymous · Answer

When some one becomes a multi millionaire 
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They can ware anything they want 
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And even if they do ware something that has any kind of logo on it 
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They want to get paid for it and it ain't cheap pay either
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The same with Tiger
He is one step above most millionaires 
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And a couple of floors up the Empire state building from the rest of us
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Anonymous · Answer

It just goes to show that black men are only supposed to be athletes in our world. 

If you have a different name you are labeled a terrorist/muslim/elitist.  What a weird combination....

avey · Answer

you're in simple terms being to choosy... "He began his custom of wearing a purple blouse in the course of the ultimate round of tournaments, a hyperlink to his college days at Stanford and a color he believes symbolizes aggression and assertiveness". It became interior a similar article you revealed... "Don’t attempt to confuse me with numbers and information. i comprehend what i trust!" ok....

Anonymous · Answer

LMAO!

Thanks for a break in the monotony of the posts on here!

notyou311 · Answer

Love the sarcasm but it will go right over the neo-con's heads.

Dont Just Look At It, Eat It! · Answer

Lol you are awesome, plus Tiger is not white and all golf champions are white.

magnificent_earwhig · Answer

Brilliant parody.

Anonymous · Answer

I must be in the wrong section, I thought this was about the coming election.Tiger woods is too smart to run for office.Not so for others.

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