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Mojitos
by Jonni F.

Mojito time is over!
I thank the powers that be.
My muddler's been broke in two,
Enthusiastically!

The mint that grew in my back yard,
is looking pretty sad.
I sprayed it all with Weed-B-Gone,
not even feeling bad!

I've added sugar, rum and fruit,
I've cut a thousand limes,
And now I'm happy to announce,
That it's Martini Time!!!!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Having never met you
I raise my glass
Fill as you will
Lushly lavish liquid liquors 
Until I drown in soaked songs of sauce

BTW - Single Barrel Jack Daniels ( 2 cubes, please )

B-Rabbit · Answer

After enough martini's I wouldn't feel bad about spraying weed-b-gone on things either. Cute poem though. Did you make enough for everybody?

neonman · Answer

Admit it...you never left martiniland! lol

You can take a girl out of a martini but you can't take the martini out of the girl!

traveling supervisor · Answer

Changing device not direction
seeking a new selection
the old you are bored and tired
finding a new way to get wired

Reenie: Mom of Marine · Answer

Martinis already? I just brushed my teeth!

Anonymous · Answer

You have validated my urge to have a beer at 10:30am and I thank you!

foggisan · Answer

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Elaine P...is for Poetry · Answer

Have one or two for me. I don't dare fog the brain for the next two weeks.

C.S.Scotkin · Answer

Drambuie straight up please, or Southern Comfort over crushed ice and tea!

Anonymous · Answer

So do I!!

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