Fill in the blank: You know you're a parent when ______?

When bowel movements are exciting and something you can have an in-depth discussion about...

When your favourite shows, are on the Cartoon channels.

When you know who Greg, Murray, Anthony & Jeff are.

You know what a dwinky is.

Your wardrobe doesn't include white.

Make up is only used to cover sleep deprived eyes

You have an audience to watch you pee.

You need to book time alone in a month advance.

Your known as *Child's Mum* more than your real name.

You know everything Johnny down the road does, and wonder if he is your best friend.

You don't have a hand bag, you carry a suitcase instead.

When you start mothering other (grown) people! At my last job, the guy who sat next to me would keep a jacket there in case it got cold, but it was always ending up on the floor getting stepped on, people would wear it outside to smoke, etc. Finally I couldnt take it anymore and became his clean jacket fairy...I would take it home and wash it for him like once a week LOL

When my daughter was first learning to walk she fell and got the smallest little cut near her nose (just the way she had hit her face) and I [1] over reacted to the point that my one year old daughter was patting my head saying "mommy ok" and [2] when I told my husband about it I used words like "boo boo" and "owie".

My sister has a two year old daughter too - and her thing is by 9pm she's falling asleep because it's past her bedtime (hers, not her daughters lol).

When you hide in the bathroom to be alone

When you find yourself cutting your husbands sandwiches into unusual shapes

When you hear your mothers voice coming out of your mouth

When you watch the cartoon channel even when your kids arent home

When you can't keep your eyes open after 9 pm

* Jo that is too funny my hubby and I used to do that!

when:

you tell your co-worker/house guest you have to go potty.

you wear your spit up stained shirt to wal-mart and you're too tired to care.

you start taking long refreshing showers because you know its probably the only relaxation you will have for the day.

you breathe a sigh of relief in the restaurant when someone else's kid is throwing a fit, thanking the Lord, that its their child and not yours.

You can sing & dance to the Wiggles (and get every word/dance step correct!).

Or when going to the park is the highlight of your day!

You have more toys in your purse that it begins to look like a diaper bag. Or you start looking at diapers bags, that will double as purses!

The only movies you've seen in the past year feature singing, scary farmyard animals.

and

You look at the clock yawning and announcing "time for bed" at 9pm, on a Saturday night.

when your whole life revolves around your kids you would always put them first before anything. And you know that this is the reason why you do everything you do so that they can have the best life possible.