HELP!!!! I have a Teacup Pigommeranorkidoodluggletese 10pts!?

OMG I want one toooooo.

1. Only feed it 1/2 meals and it will stay that size

2. A pocket is fine. Just don't hug anyone when you have it in your pocket. Or if you put it in your pants pocket don't sit down.

3. Have his ears cropped and stretched and they will look like that

4. Tell your parents you wont eat until you get one. (Hide food in your room first so you don't get hungry)

5. Name it Goliath.

6. Feed it Purina Dog Chow. You don't want it to get really good dog food or it may grow bigger.

7. You don't have to train it. Didn't you know the small dogs are already trained because they are babies?

8. Breed it with a poodle, that way it will be hypoallergenic and you can charge $10,000.00 each for them

9. No you don't need to walk it. That's what pockets are for. Jeeesh.

How adorable! I have a micro-mini teacup Great Rottidoodlepoozer, we should totally breed them together and sell the puppies for millions!

Tell your folks that it's either a puppy or a baby.

Name it Pooky

Feed it Cheetos, McDonalds fries, and Snickers bars with milkshakes. They love that!

You train it by plopping it in front of The Dog Whisperer on Tv. They learn everything from that.

Breed it with my micro-mini teacup Great Rottidoodlepoozer, of course!

No, when it needs to exercise just let it watch tae-bo dvds.

Hee hee, I needed a goofy question to make my day better. Thanks!

ought to tremble at the same time as touched must be risky must have nippy little the teeth ought to fit into each sweater ought to fit right into a handbag must have dyed fur ought to belong to little females with too a lot money and too little intellegence--and whose "Daddy" will purchase them a sparkling one at the same time as their canine dies at a premature age (said that on a question once).

How to get mum & dad to buy it for me? tell them you have been good

What to name it? piggles

What to feed it? food

How do I train it? like you train a rat

What dog should I bred it with? well if its tiny a um micro teacup chihuhua

Do I need to walk it? yea but not too muc h

so umm whats a Pigommeranorkidoodluggletese

any way its not on google ??

It will get bigger than the rodent, and slightly bigger than a teacup, if bigger than one at all.

Tell your parents this:

"I understand it will take lots of time, attention, devotion, affection, love, and care. I know what Im doing and Im willing to do whatever it takes to be a successful pet owner" Or something like that.

To train it you could take it to a professional trainder, but start while its young (whether you do it or a proffesional does)

I have no clue how to make its ears grow like that.

Breed it with a teacup chihauhau, perhaps.

If you do walk it, be VERY EXTRA SUPER careful with it forever, for it can get injured/killed very easily.

And btw, Wahat the freak kind of name for a dog is that?

OMG I almost fell out of my chair!

How to get mum & dad to buy it for me? Pout

What to name it? Snookums

What to feed it? Nothing, that is work!

How do I train it? See above answer

What dog should I bred it with? Bread Crumbs!

Do I need to walk it? Only carry it in your purse!

That first pic is so stinkin' cute!!! I want one!!!

How do I convince my husband to buy one for me?!

Oh, and you should bread yours with my Purebred Teacup St German Cockadoodlpoo Dane!

You should definitely get this. Since you are about 12 years old...give or take a couple of years, you will need mom and dads permission! Go do some homework, or something else.

Hah!

Do people really know how silly they sound when they ask all those questions?

Good for you! LOL

i don't even know what to say...so... HA HA!!!! This is funny. thanks=] i needed a good laugh