What if you had a religion all about cheese?

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Ok, I don't care if you say this is totally stupid, I am curious.

So, say you made a religion all about cheese. You wrote a bible about cheese called the "Cheese-le" and made churches out of cheese. It would be against your religion to kill a cow because they are the holy givers of cheese and you had to eat cheese everyday. Then some Christians, Muslims, and a small number of Buddhists come to your church made of cheese and burn it down. They melt the cheese and eat it with their giant soft pretzels and nachos. You are outraged. Would you sue them or start a war like many other religions have started? 

Thanks!

Tara · Accepted Answer

You should check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

going postal · Answer

Braise Cod and Cheeses

M. D. · Answer

This would be a much smellier world with too many people just cutting the cheese

hewray · Answer

I would have a sword constructed of floppy cheese and do my best to hit the pope's hat off with it

DakotaCanuck · Answer

"What if you had a religion all about cheese?"

There's already one - just ask any "Cheesehead" Green Bay Packer fan in Wisconsin.

Anonymous · Answer

Are you trying to say that there isn't one?

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