Rick James bumped into my car. Am I pregnant?

Yes, you are pregnant. Very.

j-r

You're Rick Jame's Beeeyach

Carl Edwards was trying to block Keselowski at the end and when he drove down on him he got spun out. That's just racing. Brad didn't mean to make him crash and they were both just trying to win the race. Carl was interviewed after the race and he didn't look that mad. I'm sure he was on the inside but he is a professional and knows how NASCAR racing can be. And celebrating after a NASCAR race is legal. Every driver that has ever won a race has celebrated in some way either by doing donuts, driving around the track with the checkered flag, and many other celebrations.

Let us hope for the sake of an intelligent future you are not pregnant.

That's not enough to get you pregnant. You need to watch Walker Texas Ranger first

Yeah! Haha.

No. But you bumped your head on the windshield.

Considering he's been dead for several years now that would be quite a feat!

of course, but your baby will be a super freak

you know what they say, dead men tell no tales, so he's not talking. If you are, good luck explaining that one.