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Why did my liberal employees changed their opinion overnight?

I was reading a lot of liberal questions on Yahoo Answers and I started to question my corporate policy. What if I my company does indeed operate a sweat shop and subject the employees to ruthless exploitation?

So I hired a private investigator and asked him to call my employees at home and pretend to conduct a public opinion poll and ask them if corporations are evil greedy and useless. 43% answered yes.

On the next morning each of them received a pink notice of liberation from evil corporate slavery. I do not want to own slaves.

Not so fast. Every single liberated employee started to beg me to re-enslave him and and threaten to sue me for unjust liberation. How come their opinion changed so quickly?

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    they didn't.

    Are you drunk at this very moment?

    you went from unemployed yesterday to "owning" a company today.

    LMMFAO

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    If they are not starting until June 1st there is nothing to comment on yet, however, some very weird things have been happening when I use Yahoo and I'm not sure if these are changes or errors on their part. Just one thing I'll mention - sometimes when I type in my email address and click submit I am taken straight to my my most recent email instead of being shown the list and being able to select the one I wish to read. That first email is open and ready to read. It doesn't happen every time but it has happened quite a few times in the last few days. It is a little disconcerting because I lost my previous email account (presumable through being hacked) so when strange things happen now I am concerned. If I were to lose another I would leave Yahoo altogether and will leave if they bring in changes l don't like also.

  • jeff m
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Sure makes the workplace more pleasant too, with all those angry attitudes gone. I used to run a small motel near a university. Had as many as four employees at first. In the end I only had one housekeeper and did the weekend housekeeping myself. And the one housekeeper knew she wasn't indispensible, because I could take over. Fewer employees means fewer employee problems.

    I didn't mind paying the employees so much, I hated paying the taxes. Every third month it was like double payroll

  • 1 decade ago

    People would rather work than not. Even in the old days, when southern companies would employ kids as young as 12 years old for 72 hours/week, kids still worked for them because they and their families needed to eat. If you really run a corporation, then you are very ignorant, since you don't understand the fundamental motive for working -- which is to make a living so that one can survive. Even in slave-owning societies, people would rather be slaves than die of starvation and homelessness. No wonder the right wing is such a mess. It's attracting all the idiots.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If this were a real story, I would say "Way to go for your patriotic support of the 1st amendment to the Constitution." I guess you, like your hero Bush, consider the Constitution just a piece of paper.

  • John V
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Liar, liar, pants on fire

    Edit: To Paul Grass is back: Did you seriously accuse liberals of "cowering when facing reality" in reference to this obvious BS story? Dude, get a clue!

  • 1 decade ago

    HA! running dog capitalist pig are liars to the people!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God, I hope that this story is true!

    My brother works for a large non-profit company. The SEIU butted in and tried to get the employees to back a union. They had a company vote and this non-profit agency actually almost joined the SEIU. Employees are entitled, useless, selfish, envious and annoying slimeballs that rarely take showers and smell like urine and rotten cereal.

    Source(s): Yes, I work for someone else.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    when faced with reality the liberal wil cower. They suddenly became instantly concerned about their future, we need more employers like you Alex, I may try that with mine

  • 1 decade ago

    What's there to say? - kids who work the night shift at Burger King are fickle.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because the event never took place. Obviously.

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