JUST FOR FUN: If you were a virgin...?

I would ask God to sign the birth certificate because that would be the only explanation.

I'd sell the baby on ebay, along with the sock next to my toilet that looks like Abe Lincoln, and the toast I made this morning that looks like it has a picture of Elvis on it.

But I'M Just AN EGG!

I would most likely think my child to be was the spawn of satan and thank my lucky stars (i have three so far) that I was its mother and therefore immune to any distruction it would cause on humanity. But then again there is no such thing as "god" so thats out. Hmmm. Check myself into a psych ward immediately and get all the free drugs they offer. haha.

I would kinda freak out. But then again Im a guy, so I would probably go on Yahoo Answers and find out what I should do next.

I'd be upset. I mean if I waited and I didn't have sex then obviously I was waiting for the right person to have a baby with. No one will believe that you didn't have sex.

i would come up with a long story involving angels, shepherds and wise men just so people believe that i didnt sleep around...

i'd tell my dust particles to keep away

they've done so much damage to my uterus.

all the chafing

and the sweeping

it takes ages to hoover up thier mess.

naughty particles.

be scared to death because people would hate you for two reasons: because you are pregnant (and obviously are not a virgin), and because you are lying about it. even though you aren't, but no one would believe you.

my husband would wonder why we got married if we wouldn't have sex and who I was having sex with to get pregnant...I would be in a world of trouble.

how do u think i got pregnant ? i haven't got pregnant in 18 years