Do they make condoms in "extra extra small" size?

I called Viagra Specialist and professional pill popper Rush Limbaugh and he assured me that they most certainly do and though a bit loose for him they've helped him become the man he is today....

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I know what you mean. I went on a beer run with a buddy of mine and he said maybe we should pick up some condoms too, so I ran off to go find them. I was cruising up and down the isle and all I could fine was large, extra large, super wide ...etc. I finally had to hunt down an employee to help me find them. There technical name are "Finger Condoms" and they are sooo cheap. I grabbed two hand fulls of them and only paid three bucks for all of them. I don't remember much more about the night, but the next day I found these finger condoms everywhere. We must of had a Roman Orgy or something, but I don't remember any woman there.

Hope this helps.

Well, I'm sure someone does. Bill Gates and George Bush need sex too, you know...

But then, there's always ideas like tying it off near the hilt with a rubber band if you can't find some small enough. If you can, though, SERIOUSLY don't make him buy them. I can't even imagine the looks the poor guy would get buying those at a convenience store >.< Special Order is your friend. Don't be afraid of it.

-Valkyr

Behold the power of the c.o.c.k ring (had to use periods or they'd bleep it out). It's an amazing invention used to keep a guy harder and therefore give more stimulation to both partners. To make this thing even better, it can be put over the base of the condoms to help keep them on. So, if your partner isn't well endowed, place it over the condom and viola great sex and no condom slipage! Good luck!

Well the well known brands go for kind of a "one size fits all" approach, but you can find them on bigger sizes so there should be smaller ones too but you might have to go to a specialty store (adult store) for that.

Also make sure he's putting it on correctly, I'm also not the "best endowed" of men and I don't have problems keeping it on if its correctly placed.

Hope this helps

Beaker, lol!

They make practice condoms for 10 year old asian boys. I usually wrap one around a peanut if I don't want to to go stale after a few weeks.

Try this site:

www.pleasehelpmybfstinypatheticdick.com

Oh I have that problem myself what I do is cut the finger tip off of a medical glove about 1.5 inches worked for me and then I just take a sock cut out the elastic band and wrap it around the base to secure it.

Make sure you leave a little space for the semen to squirt out, that's what the extra inch was for.

good luck!

mines better................................. A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of The way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the Money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't Believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they Actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that Program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into The course.” So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way Through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't Believe this - they've had such good results with this program that They've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!" "READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in That program?" Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.” His father sends the Money. The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find Out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just Before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked back In the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around With that little redhead who lives in town?' The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a ***** before he talks to Your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!" (The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)

*sobs*

They size doesn't matter,

"It's not the size of the ship but it's the motion in the ocean"

But heck even i know it's gonna take me a hell of a long time to get to China in a rowboat.

*sobs*

here this selection of assorted "small" condoms may help you

http://www.ripnroll.com/snugassortment.htm

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