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My boyfriend (soon to be ex I hope) posted a question, how do I get him back?

So basically my BF (who I hate more than anything) posted a question stating that I drink my own pee to keep myself youthful, he then said I was starting to drink our pets pee.

he thinks he's funny.

My question is what would you do if your BF/Fiance did this to you?

And what would you do to get him back?

Or what would you make him do to make it up to you?

I'm thinking about suffocating him when he sleeps.

Update:

Breaking up isn't an option because we're getting married in October. Any other advice.

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  • Jacob
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Get to know them better. This is not a task only to be accomplished through dating. The more you get to know him or her, the more you can tell if you like them as a friend or something else. Just talk and do fun activities with the person.

    Stop and consider why you like the person. There are many physically attractive and smart people out there. But if you see something beyond that really catches your attention, you've marked this person as unique and probably like them. Why else would they stand out from so many?

    Consider how many times you think about the person. If you find yourself thinking about this person several times a day, and they are happy thoughts that possibly make your heart beat faster, then you probably like them.

    Think how often you laugh at their jokes etc. When you like someone, you will find yourself laughing at things even if they aren't that funny. This is a natural attempt to make them feel appreciated.

    If the one conversation between you and the person is stuck in you head and you cant stop telling people about it. this means it was important to you, and you probably like the person.

    Consider how much you try to be near them. If you've planned your walking speed to catch a glimpse of them as many times of the day as possible, there is a good reason for that.

    Think about how you feel if you touch him or her, by accident or on purpose. If you're still thinking about brushing shoulders several hours ago in school, then that is a special thought and you probably like them.

    If you feel you're ready for a relationship, and are confident enough for a positive response, then just go ahead and ask them out. If you're unsure of their feelings for you, there are several wikihows on how to tell if someone likes you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't suffocate him unless he has a big life insurance policy!

    And if he doesn't, the only way I can think of to get him back is to take out a life insurance policy on him (make sure it's a big one or it won't be worth your time) and then suffocate him.

  • 1 decade ago

    I hear smothering him with a pillow in his sleep is quite popular now a days..it might be the best choice...

  • 1 decade ago

    okay that makes no sense... y r u getting married to him in october when u hate him?? thats gonna make ur life worse if u already hate him now...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Do not get him back. Do not continue the drama.

    Break up, and just let it go.

    You will forget him soon enough.

    Source(s): Age, and a lot of mistakes.
  • 1 decade ago

    You break up with him.

    End of story.

    How completely immature.

  • 1 decade ago

    He obviously has too much time on his hands, you should distract him with love and sex.

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