What are some of the funniest things your kids ever said?

My daughter was almost three at the time, we were shopping and I was trying clothes on...she started giggling and I asked her what was so funny, she said "mommy, your butt is eating your underwear!!" it was hilarious (I was wearing a thong...)

So we were driving the other day and we had driven by a taxidermy. I had made a comment about stuffed animals and she said "what are you talking about mom....that's where you go to get your taxes done". Oh, yeah...she is 14yrs old. Ha Ha. Ok, so same child...we were out eating some chinese food and she and her friend ordered the same exact thing, teriyaki beef. So, they get the food and she had asked to taste her friends food. Her friend said that she had ordered the same thing. My daughter said that she had ordered something different. We were all confused so I asked her to explain. She thought that teriyaki was a kind of meat...like beef, chicken, pork...she honestly believed that teriyaki was some sort of meat from some sort of animal....hmmmm??

Lol, my 6 year old went down to my parents last weekend and went to their county fair with my mom. My mom went to park in a spot because she had to run stuff into the fair for display. It had a no parking sign up in the spot and My son informed her "Mommom, you can't park here, that is a no parking sign, I can read you know"

It was actually my niece (I don't have any kids). She's 8 and it was Easter morning, either this year or last year. My brother was getting her and my nephew ready to go to church that morning and she was putting up a fuss. My mom sat her down next to me and said "Easter is about Jesus, and Jesus is very important." And my niece stood up, put her hand on her hip and said "Not as important as me!" with a little bit of attitude.

My mom and I had a hard time keeping ourselves from laughing hysterically.

I labored for Delta for some years and back whilst everybody would desire to pass to the gates my mom further my nephew to the airport on occasion so as that we could practice him the airplanes and he would desire to trip on the practice. My grandmother replaced into making a connection in Atlanta, the place I labored, and my mom further him as much as see her and that i replaced into showing him the airplanes for the period of the window. there replaced right into a 757 parked interior the gate and we've been waving to the pilots for the period of the window. there replaced into an entire gate section at the back of us and my nephew blurted out "Aunt Mel, that appears like a huge penis!" He replaced into perchance 2 a million/2 or 3 and my sister have been explaining his physique areas to him around that factor and that i assume in case you look at an airplane i assume it would desire to be falic. I couldnt help yet chortle, my face became so crimson...i replaced into in finished uniform too, so as that they knew I labored for the airline. I scooped him up and quickly decrease back him to my mom. yet another tale...my niece replaced into 4 and my mom and sisters had taken the toddlers right down to Daytona for the weekend. They stopped at McDonald's and ordered Hamburgers without ONIONS. My mom had to repeat the order some cases because of fact curiously they couldnt get it. She gets to the window, gets the order and voila...onions. So she sends it back and my mom stated "i want a HAMBURGER without ONIONS" and my niece provides "And no brussel sprouts!" i replaced into babysitting my pals twin sons and we've been staring on the contruction group around the line. I stated the unload truck, the repeated it various cases, in basic terms it got here out "Dumb F*ck"

My son is 21 now but way back when when I took him to have his gazelle test upon entering kindergarten.The lady had him name colors and symbols on the flash cards.She had a plus and a minus sign off to her side and she didn't ask him the meaning of those,and he spoke right up and said to her,I know what those signs mean."The plus sign means that your going to have a baby and the minus sign means that your not".We both laughed so hard at this.He had of course seen it on a t.v. commercial.Thought it was so funny!

lol, that's hilarious!!! I answered a question like this one recently...and I'm gonna put the same answer here...so pardon if you have read it before. I just thought it was too funny. A couple weeks ago, my husband was upstairs in the bathroom about to shower. My 3 yr old daughter yelled to him numerous times from the bottom of the stairs. When he finally cracked the door to see what she wanted...she paused...trying to think of what to say...and yelled, "Don't forget to take off your underwear!" It cracked me up.

My son asked me the other day if there was more than 16 kids in my whole school!! I must seem very old to him.

My step-son is 6 and my husband and I were talking about adoption and he interrupts with "like when people go put their baby on someones door step and ring the bell and run away" Ha Ha

my son said our faces are different because his is regular and mine has those little red dots on it! meaning my acne, i couldn't stop laughing!