Where can I adopt a Polish woman that makes good kielbasa and cabbage?

There are several agencies in Warsaw that can fulfill that request by mail. They even poke holes in the box and everything.

Don't know where you can adopt a Polish woman....but I absolutely love kielbasa & cabbage. I'm English born and make this dish regularly. My kids were brought up on it as were my grandchildren as well.

Trick is where to buy really good authentic polish sausage...makes all the difference in the world. Chicago has some of the best Polish grocery stores and excellent sausage!!! Maybe you could find a good Polish woman there and just marry her!!

just order fresh kielbasa from Kowalski's in Hamtrmck (MI)...even with the 50.00 ++ ship rate, it's cheaper. And it is the best Kielbasa you will ever eat..and so easy to cook! I don't do cabbage, so I can't help ya there, though my adopted grandma made some pretty amazing stuff when she was alive. I'm sure you can find a good recipe somewhere =)

Shouldn't be a big problem to find one if that is your only requirement.

I would try a Polish meat market, maybe if you are lucky you will find a nice Polish woman that can prepare kielbasa and cabbage

Good Luck!

Right here.

http://www.rosebrides.com/polish-brides.html

Mail order brides, international adoption... other than the age thing it's pretty much the same deal. Pass the buck and get the human life you covet.

Don't cha know? There's plenny of us in Minnesota!

Dis ol' baglady iss more polock den her folks are, don't cha know?

She goddit from boot enns!

Come on back to da land-o-lakes, and find a bride... Dey're ushully too big ta mail order dem.

Yah shure, youbetcha!

Honey it aint me i know a bit about cabbage down here in the south but what the hell are kielbasa? We aint got those down here do they come from a cow or a pig..?

I am scared that the guy above me actually knows where to find a Polish bride for you.

Madison, Wisconsin

I make a good slumgolyun. But why don't I just adopt you. I could use a fine, strong id, er, boy around the house.