whats the funniest thing you've heard a kid say?

The funniest thing I've heard in ages is my 8 year old niece who has asked Santa for a Massage Table and Electric Wheelchair!!!

Sadly I've never babysat before in my life but something happened at my work the other day. I was wearing my earrings the other day and the lady had her daughter. The daughter started saying "SHINY" like 4 times. I didn't know what she was talking about. I looked away and I guess her mom looked away too and next thing I know she grabs my earring and almost rips it right off my ear. My god, that child had some strenght there. On the way out, she keep screaming "Shiny" so I gave her a Hershey's kiss in a silver? wrapping. I just had to share that.

Well, It Happened Last Night And Cos' She Didn't Bring Underwear 2 Swimming She Said I Am Going Out In My Towel Mum! D;

When my sister was 2 she said that she wanted Cheerios for breakfast, when we told her we didn't have any she said "Well, go to the shop and buy some then!" We told her we couldn't because we didn't have any money at which she gave an exasperated, rolled her eyes and said, "Then go to work, get the pennies THEN go to the shop and buy some Cheerios!" Lol...she always made us laugh when she was tiny...she was so expressive with everything she said and did!

Another time she came running up the stairs squealing "Daddy's wearing Mommy's dress! Daddy's wearing Mommy's dress!" We went down to find my Dad making a cup of tea wearing my mums white dressing gown. Lol.

When Kaila was about 6 possibly 7 we were on the bus, and there was a man with an afro she yelped in excitment really LOUDLY "Wow look mummy, i want one of those, where did he get if from" & she pointed at him!He gave me a weird look showing he heard oh it was so embarassing but so funny i don't know how i didn't laugh good job though as i spent another 15mins on the bus with him, he didn't understand my daughters innocence and gave us weird looks!

In a train station in London, a beggar came up and asked a woman with a child for some money, saying that he was homeless and living on the street. The woman said no but the kid was interested in the fact he was homeless and asked his mum why the homeless guy couldn't come to live in their spare room! Cue mum being a bit lost for words as the kid and the homeless guy waited for a response. I had to leave my seat as I was about to burst into laughter.

My sister was getting an ultrasound done and my niece was watching. The technician told Ashli "Right now the baby is about the size of an M&M". Ash looked at her and asked "Plain or peanut?"

When my brother and sister in Law brought their new (rather wrinkly) born son from the hospital their two year old daughter took great exception to the fact and when she was introduced to him she gave him a completely disgusted look and said ''I don't like it!''

Luckily, now at 5, she and her younger brother adore one another.

I was playing with a little girl from church. I walked her to her mother's car and strapped her into her seat. Before I left I tickled her on her thighs. On the ride home she told her mother, 'dat Nee Nee so funny. She tickled my ginnee' (vagina).

I did my school work experience in a nursery so there are a couple I remember.

One day they had a fire drill and they told the kids what to do if there was a fire. They they said "so what do we do if there's a fire?". One boy answered "be a fireman!"

The next day they asked them what they were going to be when they grew up. My favourite answer was one girl who said "six".