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Intresting joke for week end??????///Really if like it support with STAR*********?

The unmarried pregnant girl

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A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant, Scared She confides this news to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, "If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...

"You can try again!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ah , the ring of truth comes at least MONEY BUYS IT ALL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 5 years ago

    stable morning to you to! it particularly is 4:30 am over right here! engaged on my english essay. ought to have performed it in the past yet no, i like to social gathering my weekends up candy jk dude! sweeter then a jelly dough nut!

  • Janet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one.. lol

    i will support u by giving u a star..

  • Hahaaha love it! Gave you a Star! :D

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hey GargVK!

    This was hilarious!

    Source(s): My funny bone
  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha......too long but ends in good way and make you laugh loudly,Thank you my friend and wish you nice weekend,and keep sending jokes good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dude, its a bit long but funny. i like it.

  • 1 decade ago

    dude too long but funny

  • LOL

    i laughed at this.

  • 1 decade ago

    im putting this as my facebook status

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