Could my cats be evolving? And if they are, could they be trying to kill me?

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I was preparing to go bungee jumping today when I noticed several suspicious areas that looked like they had been shewed half way through. If I had jumped with that cord I would have died. I also noticed my cats together in a corner with their heads together and occasionally giving me strange looks. Could they be planning to kill me and inherit my house?

windfishfighter · Accepted Answer

I think the question is do cats have to pay inheritence taxes

mike h · Answer

I used to think this was far fetched, until I realized, its not. Cats just play dumb so that they will gain our trust. Its an ongoing war between man and feline, one that, unfortunatly will probably not end up well for man. See, we have technology, yes, but it is useless against the cat army's protective shield. Also, cats don't really get hairballs, just think about it, when was the last time a human had a skin ball? It just does not happen, what they really are spitting out is tracking devices, letting the cat overlords know which humanoid (thats what they call humans) establishment they have infiltrated. Soon, probably in the next 50 years, massive giant cat robots will emerge from the ground and we will not be able to stop them, becomething thier slaves for ever and ever. The meek inherit the earth, no way. Its the meeows.

♥ Teri ♥ · Answer

Lol evolution is a myth other than that get a new cord or it could of been a sign that you where going to hurt your self anyways bungee jumping

? · Answer

Cats are sneaky little bastards.

Hide your guns.

Svarte Troner · Answer

Evolving? Is this Pokemon?

Anonymous · Answer

I think you hit the mark.

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Could my cats be evolving? And if they are, could they be trying to kill me?

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