Is this the ultimate proof the End Of Days is near?

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The oil spill in the Gulf was unwanted by man but not by God because He is preparing for the End Of Days. It has been reported that most of the oil has evaporated but what atheists fail to realize is that it has risen heavenward to help lubricate the pathway for the legions of angels so they can have a smooth descent from heaven to Earth. There could be no clearer sign that the End Of Days is at hand and yet atheists still wander around in their ignorance thinking that Earth will just carry on. Can they not see how blind they are.

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lololol...it has risen heavenward to help lubricate the pathway for the legions of angels lmfao

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"lubricate the pathway for the legions of angels so they can have a smooth descent from heaven to Earth."

That's it, you must be a Poe.

Kc · Answer

"Lubricate the pathway?"

What are you up to today?

And does this mean God hates marine life? I'm going to make a sign that says that and picket at the gulf.

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"lubricate the pathway".  I live in the vatican. Do you know how many times a day I hear that phrase?

It's driving me crazy.

-Benny

Nomad · Answer

The end of days according to Christianity has been proclaimed by Christians for over 700,000 days.

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I though angels could fly. Now you tell us they slide?  
I suppose an abundance of lubrication could help with the immaculate conception.

Anonymous · Answer

Your avatar helps too.  Moses and his syphilitic half-brother Aaron, I don't know which, but they shall soon appear...
Perhaps via avatar.
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are you really being serious right now?
i dont know even how to begin to explain how idiotic this sounds

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"lubricate the pathway"

LOL

Leo · Answer

Whatever.

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Is this the ultimate proof the End Of Days is near?

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