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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

will this joke make your day?

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That was a good one (even though I heard it before.)

  • 1 decade ago

    The joke would have been funnier if the priest had an affair with the little boy later on...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah that made my day lol loved it

    good-hearted joke, i've heard it before.

    so freaky to think thaT the lawyer died hha

  • 1 decade ago

    its not gonna make anyone's day but its a cool Joke

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  • 1 decade ago

    I remember this joke XD

    Pretty good but not 'make my day' good

  • 1 decade ago

    Made my day.

  • 1 decade ago

    I have read it threw twice and still dont get it lol

  • yjnt
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha ...Shakespeare woulda been happy .

  • 1 decade ago

    i have heard it before, it's funny though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol, that's good.

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