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Atheists, If I figured out a way that I think would actually get you guys to find God, would you let me?

Hey guys, great news. I think I have it figured out. All you have to do is let me beat the hell out of you. What do you think?

Just joking guys. and ladies. But do you think maybe it would work?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Anti atheism is doing so much damage to Christianity that it is in reality anti Christianity – David Manley

    Examine your posts and ask yourself:-

    Do your posts draw people to christianity? HARDLY

    Do they offend and drive them further away? HIGHLY LIKELY!

    God's work? HARDLY

    Seems you are in serious trouble at the final judgment then!

  • Internet tough guy wants to beat my heiny over the internet.

    Ok let's do this. Ow, ow, mercy, ow.

    I still don't believe in god.

    Happy?

  • 1 decade ago

    Thumping the bible is much easier than thumping an atheist. Stick with the bible, else you might get yourself broken.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First you have to be sure that there is a god to begin with. We don't forsake God, we're just positive he or she doesn't exist.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sure, I would convert from atheism to maltheism

  • 1 decade ago

    You could try it,but you'll look hilarious trying to pick your teeth up with broken fingers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't think resorting to violence can solve my atheism.

    Source(s): Atheist Emo
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You are not very intelligent.

  • Gant
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i doubt you could. but you could always give it a go.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you have one shot. i will not be responsible for your wounds.

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