What would G & S say today?

To 'Titwillow' from Mikado:

One a tree by a river, a little tom twit,

cried 'Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral!'

And I said to him idiot, why do you sit,

Crying "Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral"?

Is it weakness of intellect, birdie I cryed,

That you cannot your vote on the issues decide,

With a shake of his poor empty head he replied,

Oh Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral