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Evolutionists: Have you ever searched your family history, clicked a leaf, found an?

ape and said, "Now who forgot to mention that?"

Update:

Wow, all this animosity from a simple yes or no question.

Bananas for everybody, as a peace offering.

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Now that's a Good Joke !

    But it would have worked better

    with Creationist than Evolutionists !

    Pity ! Evolutionists have no sense of humor !

  • 9 years ago

    Have you ever thought about learning some biology? We have 46 chromosomes (23 pair), the other great apes have 48 (24 pair). One of our chromosomes should have resulted from the fusion of two primate chromosomes if we do indeed share a common ancestor. Our chromosome no. 2 was formed by the fusion of two primate chromosomes. Chromosome 2 is unique to our lineage, it emerged as the result of head to head fusion of two chromosomes that remain separate in other primates. The precise fusion site has been located at 114,000,455,823 and 214,000,455,838.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    no longer that i will keep in mind. often each and all of the exciting stuff is in my seek history. My grandpa did depart an internet site up on his laptop and forgot to close out of it. It grow to be some hooker hotel style factor. i bypass by way of his e mail each and every so oftentimes, reason this is quite exciting...disturbingly it fairly isn't any lie.

  • Al
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    I wish you idiots would go read a book before showing up here with this rubbish. You're giving thinking theists a bad name.

    Of course I get a thumbs down; idiots are against books.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    But I did find an ape in your family history, he slept with your mum before you were born!

  • Doug B
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Nope, since ancestry.com doesn't go back 28 million years to the common ancestor of primates.

  • 9 years ago

    No, my family evolved from the ape stage a few million years ago.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Sir, I am catholic, and I believe in evolution. Now go read a book, and find out how old primate ancestors are. They aren't exactly grandpa's dad. More like...oh I don't know.... FOUR MILLION FREKIN YEARS OLD

  • 9 years ago

    Entering the "The Dumbest Question Writer on Religion & Spirituality," are we?

    You have my vote. This question is so so so stupid, how long did it take you to come up with it? It is hard damn work getting a question to come out THIS idiotic.

  • 9 years ago

    You really don't understand at all. I would go as far as to say, you bring Christians into disrepute, don't you feel the least bit ashamed about that?

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