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When will all the stupid athiest learn?
I really hate all the athiest I mean who do they think they are saying that I evolved from a monkey? I'm no monkey! And they're always talking about evidence, but if the big bang existed, why don't explosions create universes? If evolution was real, why aren't dogs occasionally born as cats? I know what I'm talking about; I took 8th grade science before I dropped out, but I guess it doesn't matter because eventually the harsh, vengeful hand of god will eternally torture them because he likes to watch the dissatisfaction of his creations.
It was satirical guys, damn. I see how the Christians feel now with you guys (me included I suppose) attacking them...
22 Answers
- 9 years ago
You are mental. The theory of the big bang is based on an explosion that can only likely happen once every trillion years. A oil tanker blowing up wont make the milky way. Also dogs dont have the genes to be a cat so you do not understand genetics either. But you have an 8th grade education so you must know something. I am not an atheist but i dont believe god will torture all who dont believe in him when he knew some wouldnt. Your comments show how big of an ignorant idiot you are and dont deserve to be here.
- 9 years ago
Of course you are not a monkey. Scientists say that monkeys and humans have a common ancestor not technically that we were once monkeys. Experts say that there was no explosion; there was (and continues to be) an expansion. Rather than imagining a balloon popping and releasing its contents, imagine a balloon expanding: an infinitesimally small balloon expanding to the size of our current universe. Evolution is a small change happening over millions of years...... no human could simply be born as a fish, nor a dog a cat. I AM in 8th grade science and I know more than you, you inconsiderate twit.
Source(s): My brain. - 9 years ago
I get the distinct feeling this is more of a dig at Christianity in the disguise of a criticism of atheism.
The field of apologetics is much deeper than this question implies. There are many websites that offer reasonable explanations for both sides of the story.
In my experience, however, it always comes down to a simple question. If you believe in God, you will accept the most logical answer which is creation. If you are determined not to believe in God, you will accept any other explanation of origins, regardless of likelihood or unexplained mechanisms. I doubt any atheist will deny that his or her disbelief in God is strongly linked to their faith in evolution.
As far as the " harsh, vengeful hand of god will eternally torture them because he likes to watch the dissatisfaction of his creations" goes, perfect justice requires a punishment. Creation is irrefutable evidence of God to those who do not choose to deny it. The death of Christ is evidence that this God is loving and not willing that any should perish.
I don't know how far 8th grade teaches you, but in universities all around the world engineers, chemists, doctors and others have faith in creation. Lets not dismiss it so quickly next time.
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- ?Lv 79 years ago
No atheist says that. Nor does any biologist. Only stupid Christians think they evolved from monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor with the monkeys, and further along the tree, from apes.
But you are a Poe and already know that. Well done!
- ?Lv 59 years ago
You're a drop out with an 8th grade education, albeit, our school system isn't the greatest, but honestly, don't try and argue when all of what you know is based on a book poorly translated from the Bronze Age.
- ?Lv 79 years ago
As a theist you obviously do not have the mental capacity to realize that the most stupid Atheist is still smarter than the most intelligent Christian who does not know that all gods have been invented by people and have never actually existed except in the imaginations of humans.
- 9 years ago
Evolution:
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs.
Admit it or not…evolution is a religion.
- lainiebskyLv 79 years ago
5/10 on the troll scale. A bit over the top but quite close to actual posts.
- Anonymous9 years ago
This is an example of how much Christians understand science. Yeah, not at ALL!