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Anonymous asked in HealthMental Health · 9 years ago

I am sexually aroused by ice cream scoopers.?

When ever I am in the kitchen I always find myself reaching into the utensil drawer and caressing the family ice cream scooper. Someone please help me...

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  • 9 years ago
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    WOW, that is hot!

    But I think you like ice cream WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much, but, if it really is that bad, try getting help from a psycyatrist

    if that doesn't help, get your own ice cream scooper, it will get you away from the family one, at least!

    Source(s): mah brain
  • 9 years ago

    And you are being legitimate here? If this is true, it's because you want a sexual relationship, and the ice cream scooper is similar to a dildo and very dirty when you think about it. For example, it smoothly pulls apart cold, firm stuff and moves it around. Your mind has somehow replaced the thought of penis's with ice cream scoopers because they're similar; thyrs long and have a round thing at the end.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    As long as you'd rather hang with your boyfriend then the ice cream scooper you're alright in my book.

  • 9 years ago

    Ma'am.. discard the scooper. Use a spoon from now on. Trust me, if you keep fooling around with your scooper like that, it is going to lead to one thing and only one thing... little scooper babies.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    It seems you like ice cream scoopers more than penis's. What's next, scooping ice cream into your fanny? If so I think you need help......

    Source(s): Look a monkey
  • 9 years ago

    OMG I thought I was the only. I Love Ice cream so much, maybe that is why. It gives me the best thing in the world.

  • 9 years ago

    why get help, nothing wrong with a sexy ice cream scooper

  • 9 years ago

    rare disorder being attracted to objects search objectum sexuality for more info you can get treatment somewhere ...........probably good luck

    Source(s): tyra banks show
  • Max
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    It just wants to be friends.

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