How many glasses of malibu and pineapple will get me drunk?

3-5 depending on how fast you drink them and the size.

It's impossible to say for various reasons. For one, you don't know how any one bartender is gonna pour. You might get one shot, or you might get two, or something in between. And everyone's tolerance is different. Two people the same size might tolerate alcohol quite differently.

It doesn't matter which kind of booze or mixer you use. What matters is the proof of the booze, and how much booze you drink. If Malibu has a lower proof - most liquor is around 80 proof - then yeah, you'll be able to drink more of it.

One thing you can do is ask for a "tall". That way, you end up with more mixer than booze per drink. You can also ask the bartender to make yours "light", or to go easy on the booze. Then, while you're out drinking, pay attention to how you feel. If you start to feel too loaded, switch to plain pineapple juice. Or alternate - one drink, then one plain juice. That'll give your body some time to process the booze. You'll quickly learn how much you can handle. You can drink all night without getting drunk if you pace yourself properly.

I was a bartender for many years, and also a lightweight. You can keep a drink in front of you, and not drink it. If people try to pressure you into another round, just say, "I'm still good, thanks!"

Another thing I've learned is that sweet, fruity drinks go down way easier than say, red wine. You might try something less "drinkable" if you find it hard to stop or go slow.

But I would say that two drinks of almost anything found in a bar will give you some kind of buzz.

Malibu Rum Glasses

7,264 drinks should do it