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What are some things you've said as a parent that you never thought you'd say?

Just thought this might be an entertaining exercise. I've said the following:

No, Honey. You CAN'T eat the wall.

Don't you put that spoon in your nose.

Is there a penny up your butt AGAIN?!

So tell me some of yours.

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  • bubs
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol, my friend and I had this discussion yesterday!

    mine:

    no my glasses are not for picking toes with

    no, your little sister does not want to sniff your butt

    no, you can't lick the cat and

    yes I know you're a ninja, that doesn't mean you can kick random people

    hers:

    the safety power point is not for picking noses with

    no, your fingers can't go in my butt

  • 9 years ago

    Well I babysit, not a parent but..

    I've had to say:

    Your sister is not your GI Joe action figure.

    Get in side! You've been playing long enough.

    DO NOT PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE DOG

  • 9 years ago

    Get that ball out of your mouth.

    Don' t lick your brother's head.

    Get your butt off my face.

  • 9 years ago

    Yes the main one was shut up ! I felt very bad about that one.

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  • 9 years ago

    "Don't touch the cat while you're eating!"

    "Don't put your finger in your butt, its gross."

    Source(s): Mother of a 2 year old boy.
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