Do you have any silly phrases or sayings you like to use?

life is a shyt sandwich, the more bread you have the less shyt you have to eat

Yeah I have a few :)

1.Be yourself everyone else is taken anyway

2.if life gives u lemons make orange juice,and leave everyone else wondering how the heck u did it

3.life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass,its about learning to dance in the rain :)

4.don't like me? Cool cos I don't wake up everyday to impress u

5. If my house was made from chocolate I'd be homeless :)

6. Chocolate is a vegetable,because it's comes from cocoa beans and beans are vegetables

7.never give up,always wear a smile,don't live in the past ,push forward to the future,NEVER let your dreams die :)

8.I'd rather have a life full of mistakes and correct them,then live a heart full of regret

9.we are the authors of our own lives and unfortunately we are all writing on pen :(

Theyre my phrases =) AliceXxxxx

"(S)he's worthless as **** on a boar hog".