Melissa T

Tell me something funny to cheer me up,thanks.

My family and I want to go where the action is so we can experience as many hawaiian/polynesian traditions as we possibly can. Such as, the blowing of the conch shell, luaus, hula dancing, fire dancers, Kapa clothing, Kahlua pigs steamed in an Imus, haupia, laulaus, poi. What foods and drinks should we not miss out on and what activities? What islands seem to bring in the tourists? Any recommendations for the perfect beach front hotel? Thank you ahead of time.

Mine is,"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it."

I was flipping through the channels and came across this show that is hosted by Jaleel White (Steve Erkel,remember him?). It is halarious watching people's reactions as they encounter objects of ALL sorts in the pitch dark only relying on their senses. People FREAK.

I have had my cat for 11 years and my dog for 2. The cat HATES the dog. The dog wants to be friends but will also act very dominating and will run the cat out of the room everytime he tries to come in to see me. My kids and I laugh like crazy when we see this,but it also bothers me that they don't get along after two whole years! Any suggestions?

It is a BBQ sauce and a marinade that has beaten out one of my favorite store bought bbq sauces,Sweet Baby Ray's which I LOVE! What do you like to eat it on? Thanks.

I visited a quaint gift shop yesterday that sold imported beer and I picked one up from Belgium called Lindemans Kriek. It says it is a lambic and black cherries were added for the secondary fermentation.

I want the kiddos to be able to have something fun and fruity to drink. Provide a recipe if possible. Thanks.

My mother was telling me the other day that my aunt told her years back that she read an article that if margarine had one other ingredient it would then be plastic. Is this true.? Please give me a valid response. Thank you.

I want to view them, so send a link from youtube. Here is mine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgSWILFXkSQ

I bought a 4oz. jar of Citus Fire jelly the other day at a local farmer's market. It's absolutely delicious on a bagel with cream cheese, but was wanting to try using it in other ways of my cooking. The ingredients are mostly hot peppers,oranges,lemons,and lemon juice. (Yellow in color) Any ideas?

Am hoping not, but needs to know.

Who happens to be her eldest son & daughter. They have legal documentation giving them P.A. My grandmother is on her death bed and some of my aunts & uncles are acting greedy... sighs.

My parents have been raising a puppy for two years, that was bought by my brother's ex girlfriend. The reason they have it to begin with is bc when they broke up, she couldn't have a dog at her new place. My brother has moved on with his life and with a new girlfriend, but the ex and my mother especially have always been on good terms and cordial to each other. My mother however wants to break ties with the ex bc she is feeling like she's disrespecting my brother and his new love for having the ex over at times and to see the dog she left with mom. My mother told me the ex came over the other day and the dog didn't have anything to do with her. She sat on my mothers lap and loved on her and didn't pay no mind to the ex. Surely one would think the dog is clearly attached now to my mother after 2 years. My mother also has a few dogs of her own that the dog has got attached to. So in short, my mother has been the care-taker and mother to this little dog and has got attached herself. How does she tell the ex she wants the dog without making bad waves? My brother says he'll pay for the dog for my mom, but my mother says that she has paid for it 3x over already with buying it's food, giving her the love and walks etc...

Please be specific and thorough. Also am looking into grants or programs that could help me with assistive technology. I'm in VA.

My daughter's doc asked me today what she had - I told him medicaid. He said to check with social sevices to see if she could also receive medicare. I'm guessing some states vary. We're in VA. Any help on this,would be appreciated. Thanks.