How did you celebrate the moment Obama was declared the winner?

i flipped off the tv when they showed a picture of Romney

I took my food stamp card down to the store, bought 100 dollars worth of steak and mountain dew and went home to get the party started! Good thing I got that welfare check on the first, still had enough left to get some liquor and weed. Once I got home i went out in the back yard of my section 8 sponsored house and lit the grill up. i washed my lexus while the steaks were cooking and then went inside to pig out, with this lifestyle who in their right mind would vote for values and work?

OBAMA!!!!!

Sold all my stock, bought more guns and ammunition, got out my Bible and began to read it and then prayed to God, "What have we done to lost favor with You?" Then I went out and bought all the canned and dried goods that I could. Looked into a Costa Rican Citizenship.

Furiously Masterbated?

Finished my shift at work, when home and went to bed, got up and went to work the next day.

I went drinking with my buddies an we went to a DQ.

Hit the sack, I had been up for a while.

I got on my knees and prayed. This country is going straight to hell. Not that romney was any different. They are both working for the same people and agree on EVERYTHING

i woke my family up and told them they owe me money cuz they lost the bet

I laughed and clapped and jiggled my bum in bed