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? asked in Politics & GovernmentElections · 9 years ago

Is this the new Obama scandal, according to the GOP?

Last year, Obama hired a woman to write the biography of Gen Petraeus.

But, actually, Obama hired her to seduce him.

Because, Obama hated the US Ambassador to Libya, and rather than fire him, Obama wanted to have him killed because Obama does not care about the Constitution.

So, Obama ordered a film to be made that would piss off Muslims, and to shut up the director, he had him arrested and jailed.

Then, Obama called his friends in the Muslim Brotherhood and told them to begin the attack.

When the CIA wanted to go in and stop it, Obama, personally, told them to back off.

Then, to cover everything up, Obama had Gen Petraeus resign due to the affair he had, so Gen Petraeus would not have to testify before congress.

DAMN, Obama is GOOD!

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  • 9 years ago
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    Notify National Enquirer immediately

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Obama hired a woman to seduce General Petraeus! Are you freakin crazy. Oh wait you must be a Republican which stands for completely out of touch with reality. I heard a Republican talking head early today trying to compare Bengazi to Watergate or the Iran/Contra scandal, both of which were of Republican making and the darkest level of corruption the latter even more devilish. No one called for the impeachment of Reagan when he systematically turned every urban community in America into a third world ghetto. But they impeached Clinton for getting some head. Republicans have no measure of reality and live in a complete bubble of their own. I'd be just fine if no Republican got into the white house in my lifetime. Republicans havent done anything positive for this nation since Reagan.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    nono dont be silly. That theory, while insane, actually has logical progression from one point to the next. There are ways it could have conceivably occurred.

    A GOP theory works like "If we measure the gas prices during the Bush years at the time of the economic collapse compared to the cost of gas at any given point during Obama's first term, then Obama is responsible for the highest gas prices ever that are still lower than Bush's peak and he's also responsible for the decrease in gas prices which mean everyones going to have their guns taken away because of the number of abortions we say are hapening in a demographic we never want to talk to and infact oppose."

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Yes. He'd rather do this than just fire the guy first and then have him killed so no one would care. This is about the dumbest thing anyone's said in the Republican Party since at least Thursday.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    As good as the 9/11 one.

  • 9 years ago

    You forgot to add that he planned this from the womb so his mother would know to place a false birth announcement in a Hawaii newspaper, so people wouldn't know he was actually born in Austria, and he is Donald Trumps half brother.

  • Joe
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    You making a big deal of this to hide the real things that need to be done!! Cutting what the government spends?

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Hes good all-right ********************* G O O D for NOTHING **************************

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    I know i am good cause I am NObama Claus.I have a BIG surprise for you.

    Reach into my S A C K an get you a FREE phone AN 4 years of WELFARE.

    I take care of my PEOPLE !

    Source(s): HO HO HO
  • 9 years ago

    Thank GOD you are not in the military or the government. If your mind is this simplistic you would be a horrendous risk for our country's security.

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