I found a stranger's semen in my house! What do I do?

Question

I woke up today to find a small puddle of what was clearly semen on the linoleum floor near my work desk! I'm a single woman (divorced four years) so it had to have been a home invasion by some sicko who wanted to ejaculate in my house! He didn't even take anything.  I'm so scared now! I have three young children (boys aged 11, 13, 14).  What if whoever did it comes back to molest them? What should I do?

justin · Accepted Answer

check your kids they jack off everywhere these days

BISCUTS · Answer

Question your boys and see who looks guilty. Im betting either the 13 or 14 yo is belting that thing of his like it owes him money. I dont think you have anything to worry about except for slipping on the odd puddle of spunk from your boys.

Anonymous · Answer

First talk to your older boys. There is a chance that one of them may have done it. They are entering puberty and are well... starting to discover the uses of their manhood. 

The other is CALL THE COPS. Seriously, before it gets worse if someone invaded your house.

Eric Black · Answer

Quick. pick it up, have it tested and find out who's it is.

Then inseminate yourself with it. In nine months, scream rape and screw the jack-off artist for 18+ years of child support. Live off the government and get really bad hair and nails done.

Move to the suburbs and repeat this until you get caught.

? · Answer

Wipe the floor with decontamination spray and get better locks

Anonymous · Answer

Move the F out!

Anonymous · Answer

NO! one of your kids had sex in your house has to be the 14 year old....

Anonymous · Answer

Semen has DNA, give it to the police and then change your door locks.

cindy · Answer

one of your boys did it    talk to them

? · Answer

Its probably hand lotion you have spilt ?

Trending News

I found a stranger's semen in my house! What do I do?

10 Answers