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Scared tell my mom i masturbate?

My mom found a condom wrapper that I used on my brush to masturbate and she was .questioning about why I had one. So I made up a story about my friend having sex but she's mad and doesn't believe me so How do I tell her I used it to masturbate?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Good on you for practicing safe sex. We wouldn't want the brush to impregnate you or anything..

    Don't tell her you masturbate. Masturbation is a personal thing.

    That would be extremely awkward from that day onward if you tell her.

    Just don't talk about it and let it blow over.

    She shouldn't be too worried because the condom was on a brush not a boy, so she should be thankful for that.

    Good luck and take care.

  • 8 years ago

    Don't know how old you are but in principle you don't have to tell your mom you masturbate. That is a private matter and none of her business unless you feel comfortable enough to talk to her about it. She might have been a little shocked you already reached that age, but it's part of life that little kids grow up and she will have to learn to live with that.

    If she brings up the condom you always can tell her you are growing up and by it condoms are becoming part of your life. You could even ask her if she rather have it you know how to use them or start having sex without them with all the possible consequences that come with it. Chances are she will want you to use them.

    Hope this helps.

  • 8 years ago

    It's embarrassing, I understand. To be completely honest, my parents and I never talked about masturbation, however...She caught you. Masturbation is natural, something everyone has tried or does. You could try being honest with her and having the dreaded "talk" about this sort of thing. It's the best advice I can give you. Being open and honest is generally the best solution.

  • 8 years ago

    Mom knows you masturbate, she was your age herself once. She didn't believe you because it was an incredibly dumb story. She just wanted to know if you were having sex with a guy and your story didn't set her mind at ease.

    Now, you are in a pickle because of a stupid lie that didn't need to be told.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    If you had told her the truth from the start she, most likely, would have been shocked into dropping the subject. It's still worth a try. Chances are she'll understand, I'm sure that she's masturbated a time or two herself.

  • 8 years ago

    Unless your mother is super religious and against masturbation then I would just tell her the truth but to be honest its really none of her business and she should accept the fact that you might be masturbating.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Tell her that you used the condom to cover the muzzle of your M-60 to keep the dirt out and then start talking how you fought "charlie" back on the Viet Nam / Laos border back in the late 60's....she won't bother you about it again after that.

  • 8 years ago

    Tell her that you thought they were balloons and that you are studying to make balloon animals to join the circus

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