R&S, do you really not know what a homophone is?

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

I honestly did not know. English is not my first language. I thought Homophones was a spelling mistake of Homophobe. Which would make more sense in a Religion and Spirituality forum.

Since bad spelling has little place as a religious subject, I have no opinion on the matter save to say some people are critical of ANYTHING.......

Capped Ann Jack .. Do ewe really not no that question

has nothing to do with "Religion and Spirituality" ?

(and what about the Telstra phone box in Oxford St?)

The answers were amusing, but give him a break. The n is right next to the b on the keyboard.

The English language is a harsh mistress,but we love her so.

Apparently one of us doesn't know what a homophone is even when it is explained to him/her.

All those clever answers and only three people who didn't get it. In this forum, that's remarkably good.

EDIT: *pats Taylor's head* It will be OK, kiddo.

We should still get rid of homophones...eliminates confusion.

Given the amount of times that "there", "their", and "they're" are mixed up here, I'm pretty sure we're quite aware.

Also, "your" and "you're".

Don't ask them hard questions like that!

Speak louder, eye can't here ewe.