If you wanted to give a gift to God what could you give to someone who has everything?

Give Him yourself. He only wants it to protect you anyway. He wont infringe upon your Free Will to do it, so you need to be the one to do it.

Obey him. Bow to him like all the Prophets did. the way they worshiped him is the best way. God doesn't need you Worship but you need your worship to him. The human Is naturally a servant So if you don't serve God you will serve many other things and People and they will Abuse you. like alcohol, addictions, gambling, material life. a Bad husband or wife who abuse your love. by serving God alone you become free from all these things And he rewards your obedience to him . he is near it is you who is far and must come back.

Bingo

Doing God's will on earth is the greatest gift we can offer God.

He has everything?

You mean both masculine and feminine organs?

The most stinky garbage?

A girlfriend... no two of them.... Mmmm... may be more :/

A wife or wives AS WELL AS a husband or husbands

Wisdom as well as foolishness

You mean everything!!!

Why on Earth he / she keeps demanding more from us poor guys? Oh! sorry... I forgot.. you said he has everything (including greed and hatred)

:)

Friendship!

Myself as family. We are all born God's children, but we decide who we want to be, and whose lives we stay in.

Love.

Evidently, He hasn't got our souls, according to the Abrahamic religions. He can have mine if He can find it and if it can find Him. I hope you catch my drift.

There is nothing a God would want or need.